Tekken 2, PS1.
Splatterhouse, PC Engine. The first person to airbrush this onto the side of a van wins a prize!*
*The prize is my admiration, which has no equivalent cash value.
I sure hope this image of Paul Phoenix’s rubbery face from Tekken 2 doesn’t creep into your subconscious, ready to leap to the forefront of your mind next time you’re about to become intimate with someone.