Tekken 2, PS1.

Tekken 2, PS1.

Death By Degrees, PS2.

Death By Degrees, PS2.

Splatterhouse, PC Engine. The first person to airbrush this onto the side of a van wins a prize!**The prize is my admiration, which has no equivalent cash value.

Splatterhouse, PC Engine. The first person to airbrush this onto the side of a van wins a prize!*

*The prize is my admiration, which has no equivalent cash value.

Splatterhouse: Wanpaku Graffiti, Famicom.

Splatterhouse: Wanpaku Graffiti, Famicom.

Katamari Damacy advert.

Katamari Damacy advert.

I sure hope this image of Paul Phoenix’s rubbery face from Tekken 2 doesn’t creep into your subconscious, ready to leap to the forefront of your mind next time you’re about to become intimate with someone.

I sure hope this image of Paul Phoenix’s rubbery face from Tekken 2 doesn’t creep into your subconscious, ready to leap to the forefront of your mind next time you’re about to become intimate with someone.

Gamest magazine Tekken Tag Tournament cover.

Gamest magazine Tekken Tag Tournament cover.

Ad for the GameCube version of Soul Calibur II.

Ad for the GameCube version of Soul Calibur II.

"Katamari on the Funk" from Me & My Katamari, PSP.

Nintendo Dream magazine Starfox Assault cover.

Nintendo Dream magazine Starfox Assault cover.