Two Capcom legends team up in Marvel vs. Capcom, arcade.

Two Capcom legends team up in Marvel vs. Capcom, arcade.

The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap, Game Boy Advance.

The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap, Game Boy Advance.

Star Wars: Masters of Teras Kasi, PS1.

Star Wars: Masters of Teras Kasi, PS1.

Coca-Cola Kid drinks some Coca-Cola in Coca-Cola Kid.

Coca-Cola Kid drinks some Coca-Cola in Coca-Cola Kid.

Tiny Toon Adventures 2, Game Boy.

Tiny Toon Adventures 2, Game Boy.

The Misadventures of Tron Bonne, PS1.

The Misadventures of Tron Bonne, PS1.

As discussed in yesterday’s Coca-Cola Kid article, your reward for completing the game is to be suffocated by your teacher’s breasts.

As discussed in yesterday’s Coca-Cola Kid article, your reward for completing the game is to be suffocated by your teacher’s breasts.

I think I’ve mentioned this before, but low-poly, big-eyed anime girls creep me out. These ones are from Magical Date for the arcade.

Super Mario Bros. 3, NES.

Super Mario Bros. 3, NES.

Ninku Gaiden: Hiroyuki Daikatsugeki, Game Gear.

Ninku Gaiden: Hiroyuki Daikatsugeki, Game Gear.